The Last Laugh on us

The Last Laugh on us -

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Every year at Christmas many of us look back misty-eyed for the year is almost over and ask us what we have accomplished . How many promises we made to ourselves and others do not keep us how many changes we have promised to do that we do, and how much we should happen actually happened? If you're like me, the answer is "I do not remember" Because we make all these promises and promises in light of the holiday season and hope and romance of the new year, and when. January comes along we forget all about them and get on with our lives (while hiding gym membership cards in the back of our portfolios where nobody can see them.)

This really matters to me is happiness. am I still happy, and I did my part to make others happy during the last year? well, in a way that I measure happiness (and I know there are many others) is the number of good laughs I have had during the year, and how many laughs I gave other people. I know laughter alone can not make you happy, but it certainly makes the misfortune disappear for a while. So here, just in case you need it, are the 13 funniest one-liners I've heard in 2013 by my 13 favorite comedians with a liner. I sincerely hope that you do not need

Emo Philips :. I passed a construction site when a guy was pounding on the roof called me weird paranoid - in Morse code

Bob Newhart: I do not like country music, but I do not want to denigrate those who do. And for people who do not like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.

Jimmy Carr: I saw this show 50 things to do before you die . I would have thought the most obvious was "cry for help"

Bob Monkhouse. When I say that I would become an actor, they all laughed Well, they do not laugh now are. -they

Demetri Martin:. The worst time to have a heart attack during a game of charades

Joan Rivers :. once I left a guy so stupid that it could not count to 21 unless he was naked

Mitch Hedberg: Onions make me sad Many people do not realize that

Tim Vine:.. You see I'm against hunting; in fact, I am a fighter saboteur I go out the night before and shoot the fox

Henny Youngman My wife and I returned to the hotel where we stayed.. . our wedding night Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried

Anthony Jeselnik. I have a long history of suicide in my family. The good news is that it skips a generation. So if I'm lucky, my children will be killed.

Steven Wright: I went to a restaurant and there was a sign that says "breakfast anytime". So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

Bill Murray: It was 20 years ago, we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash hopeless and jobless. Please do not let Kevin Bacon die.

Milton Jones: They say they want to eliminate the Roman numerals. Not on my watch.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year me and the Jakarta Comedy Club, and we hope to see you at one of our shows in 2014.

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