the end of the world - which was a very interesting thing for me. I mean who can say, "I experienced the end of the world"? Certainly not my father or God or who else? While Barack Obama can not say that!
For the past three years, I listened to my hippy faux bule (foreign) friends here, especially those from Jepara, I must say, that was talking non-stop for this purpose of the world. At the time, I was already laughed at about this story December 21st. They seemed to believe that there would be significant flooding in Holland (which was already the case today), as the ice melts in the North Pole (as was already the case), then a few meteorites have struck the planet ( this happens every day to millions of years), and scarier still, we could all die on that date! It was the best part actually ...
As I am extremely intelligent, I began to think (I do not care if you do not believe that I can think sometimes) and I thought finally, " who cares if we all die? "I mean, if you are the one to die, so of course people are sad (or supposed to be), but if we all die together, then the end of the world is a super fun event right? This is basically the end of civilizations. Of course, we can have some regrets for not having achieved everything we wanted - not to be a celebrity or an important person who changed the "planet soon be destroyed." Myself I would have dreamed of being in the middle of a list like Napoleon, Mick Jagger, John Fitzgerald Kennedy Cleopatra, Derrick, Benny Hill or Bambi, but I will not. I'll be on a list like Jean Claude Durant, Philippe Dupond, Sébastien Laurent and other rare French names.
I'll tell you my version - all this nonsense of December 21 only happened because some anthropologists and scientists have misinterpreted a Mayan calendar that the Maya themselves did not understand! The final "schedule maker Mayanese" in a small Mayan town was too lazy to extend his perpetual calendar to 3024 years and bing, thousands of years later, our brilliant scientists have misinterpreted a cartoon on the old stone. .. My God!
I must say that I did not believe scientists. They seem incredibly intelligent all, they studied for decades and basically ruined their parents by doing this, but they always answer our questions in a way that we can not even measure. I remember before the eruption of Mount Merapi in Yogya, I was a little worried because it was snowing something that has no snow in the middle of the night on my roof. So I asked what the risk was one of those young Einsteins. He replied: "It could be nothing, or 10,000 times the power of a nuclear bomb" I looked impressed for three seconds so I thought this guy had no brains at all I could say also,... antiques expertise, your painting is worth $ 25 to $ 1 million, but nobody thinks of me as the smartest person on earth!
Anyway, after all these years I was ready to handle that date and was even a little excited. It is not every day that we will all die! I am the least believer around and strangely that day, I felt that I alone concerned! All my "faux hippy Jepara bule friends" already given up on the story (never believe a hippie, especially those who own businesses.) So, I asked our maid, "Mbak Siti. Tomorrow vacation forever ago? Ha ha. "She looked at me and said," Do you me Tiriez? "Then I asked our satpam (security guard)," Mas Hendry, what do you expect tonight to the last day? "And he also answered "Are you firing me" Then I found myself thinking that I'm the only one who had been corrupted by my friends Jepara?. So I called one of them ...
"P. Hi How are you Are you ready for tomorrow" and he replied: "Yes, yes, your container is Seb ready. "Shit. I was the most skeptical and finally the most naive. No one seemed to understand what I meant!
At this point, I was at peace. Everyone left the house at five o'clock and there were still seven hours to go. I was alone and decided to take advantage of my last seven. I had two bottles of good French wine, a little "fatty liver" (the French paté expensive than California banned instead of the ban on assault weapons). So I waited and waited and drank and drank. I had no fear at all; I wanted to see an explosion or something big. That is the advantage of wine -. A small event may seem surprising, then wait until the end of the world was great ...
One of my neighbors is a very nasty, kind of a thief, drug addict, not a reliable person at all. But still, it's my neighbor and that was the end of the world. So I went to the front door and asked Mas Agus, "What is the craziest thing I can do now?" He said, "Seb, wait a minute," and came back with something wrapped in aluminum foil. "Free magic ..."
I finally decided I wanted to finish my jar of Nutella, but when I l 'picked up in the fridge, I saw the packaging Agus aluminum. Hmm ... After two bottles of wine, even three little bad and oily omelettes in my fridge Indonesian beautiful look. I hesitated ... eight seconds . Then I ate all in a minute I sat on the terrace listening to French songs very bad that I like -.. one called I'm sick of Serge Lama This means "I'm sick," but the guy talks about love sick. After 20 minutes, I was sick as hell too, but not in a way of love! At 11:50 p.m., I was in my bathroom trying to throw the culinary works of Agus. It was horrible. Between painful rejection, I checked my watch and 23:59, I thought, "What a pitiful way to the end of the world!" Maybe one day in 20 million years, some archaeologists find me start fossilized, half naked next to a very rare TOTO toilet porcelain. Perhaps even this kind of sculpture will be sold in an auction or displayed in a museum naturalist!
The next day I woke up in life with a big headache, and a very pale face, but the sun was shining. My conclusion is that life is beautiful, but please never listen hippies and Maya! They are a great bunch of liars!