Satirical Guide to Indonesian politicians - Photo: www.azies-site.blogspot.com
A time I was watching this TV program called Metro shot Andy and there was this poor woman who had kept his name change when she was younger because she was still suffering from poor health. Unsurprisingly, she can not do better. But after changing its name for the umpteenth time, guess what? She actually stopped getting sick! Wonders of all wonders! Apparently, she had finally found the "good" name and was now destined to live a long and healthy life -. And until his death, of course
Anyway, what the next general elections in Indonesia, it made me wonder; that the politicians of the country? They are blessed with the 'right' name or not? No, we do not have to worry about what politicians actually believe or what policies they intend to implement. What really matters are their names!
But how do we interpret them?
Well actually it is not so difficult because there 'anagrammaticography', a popular tool that is noted for its amazing ability to draw accurately meaningful conclusions about political figures and their points views on a host of issues. Used since the Middle Ages, anagrammaticography really came to the fore in the 17th century, when it was noted that the anagram of "William Shakespeare" revealed the phrase "I am a weakish speller" (Shakespeare, of course, was noted for signing her name in at least seven different ways).
Although criticized by religious types like "the devil's work," the power of anagrammaticography policy can not be overlooked. An anagram of "Sarah Palin" reveals rather disturbing "plan Sharia" (I always suspected that the US religious right had a (sic) unholy alliance with the jihadists, so thank you God Barack Obama won the US presidential elections). Incidentally, an anagram of Barack Obama arrives with 'Aback, Rambo! - Which strongly suggests that it is not quite the limp-wristed liberal that many believe it is
But how Indonesian politicians form !? Well, here's a lowdown on some of the biggest names in politics of Indonesia:
Megawati Sukarnoputri (PDIP) Although not noted for his intellectual acumen, Megawati is at least one woman in lovely home with a famous father.
Verdict :. Utopias Wreak maturation
Yusuf Kalla (Golkar / PKB) : This pillar Golkar Party is the second child of 17. Although nationalist trends, also supports the efforts of foreigners to do well in Indonesian society: "If janda [divorcees] get modest homes, although foreign tourists leave their later, then it's OK. The children of these relationships will have good genes. There will be more players and television actresses of those pretty boys and girls. "Oddly, he was appointed by PKB their choice of a possible candidate for president in 2014 vice presidential.
Verdict :. usual Flaky
Aburizal Bakrie (Golkar) : one of the richest men in Indonesia (worth up to US $ 3-5 billion depending on who you believe) and the protectorate of the poor, has Aburizal a less-than -enviable track record in business and it is about as popular in east Java as an anorexic at a weight loss Convention
Verdict.: I bulky bazaar
Hatta Rajasa (PAN) :. Minister solid with a good track record who married his daughter (Siti Ruby Aliya Rajasa) no SBY young son, Ibas
Verdict :. This pot as
Gita Wirjawan (Democrat) :. very successful businessmen and aspiring jazz musician
Verdict: Jaw grain wait
Surya Paloh (Nasdem) : the media mogul who owns Metro TV, a national television channel, which is noted for its tendency to use hot and attractive newsreaders.
Verdict :. Hourly sap
Joko Widodo (PDIP) : The common man (hurray!) - But without the revolutionary zeal of a Hugo Chavez - Joko the favorite to win the presidency in a series of opinion polls.
Verdict :. Bois OK Jodi
Dahlan Iskan (Democrat) : global automakers such as Toyota and Ford are spending hundreds of millions of dollars on testing to ensure their cars are roadworthy and safe to drive on public roads. These concerns do not bother Dahlan Iskan, however, and he drove around his flashy-looking electric car 'Ferrari' with wild abandon - before the brakes failed and the car crashed. Fortunately, nobody was hurt, although the former Java Post and PLN self-made man is still a long shot for the presidency.
Verdict: Ha! nasal Kind.
Rhoma Irama (PKB) : petticoats Noted runner who is not ashamed to play the religious card, the prospect of this legendary dangdut singer become president sends shivers down the spine [
Verdict: Or I'm haram
Hary Tanoesoedibjo (Hanura) : lack of charisma, Hary was unable to produce a strong public image despite possess a number of television stations.
Verdict: Oh Dear! obeisant joy.
Mohammad Mahfud (PKB) : strong powers, but lacks charisma
. Verdict: Hmm! Aha! Mad mud.
Yusril Ihza Mahendra (PBB) :. Leader of a party with no seats in parliament, the chances are slim to say the least Yusril
Verdict :. I'm crazy, lush diarrhea
Now, three ex noted generals
Wiranto (Hanura) crooner amateur with matinee idol good looks . Just do not mention East Timor or the riots of May 1998.
Verdict: Rat Wino
Sutiyoso : worker selfless and tireless for the people, the crowning of Jakarta Sutiyoso turned in a great city cultural interest in establishing as the South-East "Venice of the East" (subject to sufficient rainfall).
Verdict: So it's you
Prabowo Subianto (Gerindra) : British queue former chief instructed the Special Operations feared Indonesia, Kopassus. Now a socialist, apparently. In the long term plans to lead the country, and with its financial resources who would bet against him
Verdict:. Now absorb utopia (Now I wonder if it ever has to happen ...)
Conclusion
The anagrammaticography is fairly coarse, excludes many contenders - most of the time, including Wiranto, Rhoma Irama, Surya Paloh Bakrie and Gita Wirjawan. The leading candidate Joko Widodo has given a vote of confidence warm, but surprisingly, the analysis clearly suggests that Prabowo (now absorbed utopia!) Go win the presidential election with Sutiyoso (So it's you!) As his right arm ! The army to stay in power? Some things never change.